Did you see this headline? Fatal Fellatio Well after the one about the Long, Hard Dick, I had to check this one out, too. Did anyone else know that fellatio kills?
Well it turns out that the link between death and fellatio is HPV (human papilloma virus) and mouth cancer. And since we’re talking fellatio here, we’re talking about women … and gay men, but it’s the women that concern me. My greatgrandmother had mouth cancer. This was in the early 20th century; I’m not sure when. All I know is that they ruined her face with the radiation treatment according to my grandmother. She most certainly died from it (or maybe all the radiation treatments).
And that lead me to wonder, “Did she suck?” Oh, my mother is gonna kill me.