Well, yes, we did. It’s out there if are a treasure hunter, but I gotta tell you that I wouldn’t want to get anywhere near a nuke that had been sitting in a swamp for 50 years. So I recommend not moving to Georgia at this time.

Check it out: 50 years ago, today.

Differing attitudes are interesting. If you ask a Soviet uh Russian if they have ever had a nuclear weapon accident, they will answer you with a resounding NO because they only count the … um … incident anomaly as an accident if they get a nuclear detonation. Is it because they’ve already polluted everything around them so much that scattering plutonium and other hazardous materials doesn’t add much to the background toxins? Probably not, but that’s my judgmental take on it.