This was sent to me in the e-mail. If anyone knows who owns the pictures/joke, I’d like to give them credit.

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing
techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.

4. The “paw slide” – Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented
“hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.